Remember we're not laughing with you we're laughing at you! My worst moment has to be when I had new jeans but I left the gigantic sticker on the butt. I walked around all day like that until some lady told me

Once I was expecting a call from my best friend, she asked me to pick her up from a party.
The funny thing is that I expected that she will be drunk as hell and when my phone rang, I answered it and quickly said "Are you still alive? I expected that you will be dead from all those bottles of Vodka!". That call wasn't from my friend, it was my teacher, she called me to tell me about the parent meeting next Monday...
That was the most embarrassing moment in my life

This one time, at an amusement park, I was wearing my bikini at a school function where I was to give a speech. My super hot crush was to attend, and I wanted to impress him really badly. So there I was, in my McDonald's uniform, and everyone was giggling at me and calling me "paddy". After a long time of everyone refusing to tell me what was wrong, it turned out I had my BFF's menstrual pad stuck to my shirt, and then I tripped over the microphone cord, fell, and accidentally peed on my cute substitute teacher's older brother! When he turned around, I realised the butt I had smacked wasn't that of a mannequin, but a complete stranger's, and that my fab new bikini had turned completely see-through. I was mortified.

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^ Sarcastic post is sarcastic. :D

I live on a road with a steep incline, and you'd think walking on a bus is hard enough without the added hillage.

Anyway, last year I was getting on the bus like I always do at 8 am. Most of the people had considerately left all of their bags in the ailse of the bus, so I had to jump over them to get to my seat. Naturally, the bus jolted forward and started moving before I got to my seat and I fucking fell and screwed up my knee.

Embarrassingly, no-one laughed, they just stared at me for the whole journey which was a million times more awkward than a quick laugh. THE SHAME! THE HORROR!

Oh, you want a real one?
I once got stuck on a slide at the pool. My friend had to splash water at me in an attempt to lubricate the damn thing while children were pointing and laughing. The embarrassing part of this story is that I was wearing a hideous, pig-coloured bikini, and everyone saw it.

Last edited by unalisaa : 21st Sep 2011 at 07:22 PM.

My life is full of embarassing moments ....

I'm working for a publisher 1 or 2 days a week. Yesterday I saw my colleague eating some kind of chilli con carne for lunch. She made this meal the evening before and simply put it in the microwave at lunchtime.
Two hours later I went to the toilets. There are 3 Toilets and one was occupied. Ok, I sat down and heard this flatulent noise. I thought, it was my colleague because I saw her going in the direction of the toilets a few minutes ago. And I said: "haven't I told you not to eat this fu**ing chillie??!! Your a** will explode and we all must wear gasmasks!"
I was giggling, went to the sink and while I was washing my hands, the door of the occupied toilet opened and I saw .... my head of the department.

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I tripped over my friends little wiener dog and fell into a pool at her sweet 16 with all my 'fancy' clothes on. Half of my class was there...good times.

My sister was cleaning an old man's home who had passed away. when she sat on the carpet of his mobile home, a fishook was in the carpet, and it hooked her in the butt. She was then stuck to the rug. My mom had to cut the carpet to free her. They had to take her to doctor's on duty, because it was firmly lodged in her rear and because it was a fishook it had to be cut out.

My most embarrassing moment, was when I had my period at the movie theater and had no tampon. I wadded a whole bunch of toilet paper in my underwear to stop the period, and went to the store with a male friend. Unbeknownst to me, the toilet paper had come unwadded and down the leg of my pant so my male friend asked why I had toilet paper hanging out the ankle of my jeans. I was serioulsy embarrassed since I'd tried so hard to er... Hide it.

My friend's most embarrassing moment was when she was moving her couch. She had some guy friends over to help her, but unbeknownst to her, her cat liked to pull the tampon applicators out of the trash and play with them. So when they moved the carpet they found lots of little tampon applicators under her couch the cat had been playing with.

Well... Most of mine aren't funny, but I can look back at this one and laugh:

I had just gotten on the bus to go to the big marching band competition that's a whole 12 hours away. Before the buses even took off I decided I was thirsty and I opened up a Dr. Pepper. Sounds okay, right? Well, it wasn't. I didn't open it slowly, and it had been shook up pretty badly. When I opened it up it practically exploded all over myself and my blanket, pillow, etc. And my new section shirt. So, I had to go outside and give my pillow and blanket to my mom, and did I had to go back to the bathroom in the bus (which was really far back there for me since I was sitting up in the front) and change into the generic band shirt for the school. =/ (which was also like two sizes larger than what I wear lol)

It doesn't stop there, though. We stopped really close to our destination to do a rehearsal. Out of my section (which was a very large section), I was the only one not wearing the section shirt. On top of that, the head band director made a comment during the physical warm-up about how everybody in my section was wearing their section shirts. He didn't make a comment about me not wearing one, but still... I wanted to die. lol

I suppose it's not anywhere near as bad as some of the others in here. lol

My most embarrassing moments?

1. Crashing my friend's computer when I said I could fix it
2. Imitating the way Chinese people speak. I didn't realize there was an Asian beside me on the bus...Until it was too late.

One embarrassing moment, when I went on a field trip to a early screening to a movie. It was great movie, when the movie ended, I stood up to go to the bathroom before they started a Q&A. The person in front of me had put her umbrella behind her, when I stood up, it somehow popped open succeeding in tripping me and cutting my thigh not too deep but deep enough to draw a lot of blood. Everyone near me was freaking out as the guy who wrote the movie and two of the lead actors, one of which I was enamored with at the time, came out and saw the commotion. They saw the blood and the actor said, 'Oh my god, are you on your period or something?' The theater burst into laughter and I just wanted to die right there. I was taken to the hospital, my friends got the actor's autograph where he had wrote 'To the girl who busted her @$$ to see me'.

Hey! I'm a Chinese. I'm offended by that...
No, just kidding.

I got one. When I was still a little boy (never remember how can I be little, since my stomach is damn big...), I went to a wedding party just with my dad, who was wearing a red T-Shirt and a black Jeans. Not a good match in clothes, I think...

Anyway, after 2 damn hours of lurking and stalking anyone I know (but no one there that I know, only dad. So I was stalking him.), I got this wish to go home. I just grab the hand in front of me, who was wearing a red T-Shirt, and start crying and ask to go home.

Then I heard people laughing. I see upwards, and it's not my dad. It's someone else my dad don't even know. And he just stand 3 meters behind me, laughing for real. I'd rather die than being the object of staring-eyes in that ballroom.

Asian is not equal to Chinese you know. Not necessarily, anyway.

((They might be Japanese, Korean, Singaporeans, Malaysians, or those "Chinese" people who do not come from China nor understands the language))

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In the 10th grade, during a trip around the town with my classmates, the Maths teacher and the English teacher, me and my best friend were making fun of the English teacher's stereotypies (who doesn't do that about their teachers ), yet she was right behind us. I completely blushed when I realized she was there, but I have no idea if she had heard or not. Either way, I feel really bad about it right now, I had always been her favourite student. Because, you know, us humans are sometimes just that ungrateful.

Yesterday at the job in a hair salon I've been trialing for, I went to rush and answer the phone and the floor was slippery near the reception area and just as I reached out for the phone, I slipped. I did this weird bumble before falling flat on my booty in front of everyone in the salon. I tried to hard not to laugh while answering the phone. Everyone was laughing and whispering though, and staring at me. So embarrassing.

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This is pretty old, but definitely deserves the place in my "classic collection" of embarassing moments.

Spain, Metalway Festival. I'm in the camping with my (ex) boyfriend and a friend of us. This guy was supposed to sleep in his own tent, but he couldn't do it due to the freakin'-terrible-wind that broke it and made impossible doing almost anything in that place. So, we had him sleep in our tent for the night.
Midnight, I realise I need to go to the toilet. The toilet is "sooooo neeear" to my tent and I "suuuuuuurely" won't get lost, so I don't even *think* about wearing my glasses and/or bringing my cellphone with me. I tell my boyfriend I'm leaving for a while, and then start to direct towards the toilets.
Once I reach the toilets, I discover that they're in horrible conditions, so I decide to go to the *other* ones, located a few metres away.
It's only a few metres, after all, right? There's no way I could get lost, right?

...Yes, I got lost.
Anyway, after a good 20 minutes of searching for my tent (and calling my boyfriend's name, hoping he would hear me), I finally find it.
My tent!!!
Same size, same shape, same shitty brown colour, same brand. It's mine, there's no doubt. I open the tent, take a look inside: I have no glasses on, so all I can see is two guys sleeping inside. My boyfriend and the other guy, I think. Look at those idiots, peacefully sleeping while I'm searching like a desperate for them.
I start to scream the hell out, cursing them (in italian, obviously) for ignoring me and keep sleeping while I was out of there like a...

...The guys wake up and look at me.
I look at the guys.
They're two spanish boys, who definitely don't know me, but surely don't look exactly *sad* when they realise that a girl in shorts just came inside their tent in the middle of the night by her own will.
I close their tent at the speed of light, still cursing in italian... and then run away, while the two guys still laugh their asses off.

Found the right tent after a while.

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I was 13 when this happened, the boys were 15-16ish.

My most embarrassing moment was when our exchange student was having a sleepover (he's a guy and he had three of his guy friends over, all whom I'm really good friends with too) and I decided to take a shower, and we have no locks on our doors because my mom doesn't believe we should lock each other out, but we also have a clear shower curtain. Not only did one (one of the sleepover guys) accidently walk in and me and naturally the other three came to see what happened/was going on, but I realized that then, I also forgot to bring a towel. To add insult to injury, the next morning I had to use the bathroom, I tried both bathrooms and I saw 2/4 of them naked because of the same situation (but those bastards remember to bring a towel). Adding more insult, I got yelled at by my mom for being a pervert and being "desperate to get laid" and she yelled this in front of all of them while we were eating breakfast.

OMG! ROFL That's both funny and awful too! *shaking head* Bathrooms should have LOCKS on them, to prevent just this situation! smh

Last year at school I was walking to my next class through the mud and slipped. It didn't look wet and everyone else was walking through it just fine. Dx I had mud all over my butt, legs, and jacket for a majority of the day. And everyone saw it. ;-; So many people were laughing...

I would have yelled at the boys for gathering around to watch you in the shower

My most embarassing moment....
Okay, it happened 2004-2006, can't quite remember. But it was in school, and art lessons. All I remember from that class, is the ending. Everyone had their own art projects, and I had to go to clean the paintbrushes, small water cups and all we used in painting our stupid swan made of paper and wire.
As usual, I had my headphones, listening music as loud as I could, so I started to use paintbrushes as drumsticks, drumming the sink and all the stuff near it. Everything went absolutely just perfectly, I was livin in my dream world, being as good as Tommy Lee, Eric Carr, the Rev, or whoever who is my favourite drummer...
UNTIL I pretended that I kicked the bassdrum.

There was this huge steel-tank beneath the sink, connectin that to the pipesystem... Well, Somehow I managed to smash the sealing-locks, and the bottom of that tank slipped to the side, makin water spread all around the classroom. If that wasn't bad enough, there was this group of boys having their wax-figure animation-project in other corner. Yes, they were filming on floor, and yes, the water reached even that place.. I basicly created a flood in my classroom.
So the teacher came in class, I'm standing there in front of the worst mess, and somehow... I got out of it like nothing, no detension or any penalty.
But months later I heard that they had to do some redecoration in art-classroom, and later in whole school. Nobody told me why, but I think I know why... Hahah. Ooops? But that is without a doubt most embarassing moment of my life so far.

I have a few.

I was on a waterslide trip with my school when I was 9 and I was on the highest slide in the park. I was terrified to go down but my friends insisted if I did, they'd buy me a really expensive forever-lasting jawbreaker. Nommm . . . jawbreakers. Anyways, I get up there and a girl goes down, and I see the lifeguard guy talking into his radio beside me and then he says "go" and I go down and he starts yelling at me and just as I reach the bottom another lifeguard says that I didn't get "THE NOD" to go and I broke the safety code and I was crying and everyone was staring at me and I was escorted out of the park.

Another time when I was 12 or so I was at camp, and my friends and I were sharing a cabin. My friend had really bad bedwetting issues below me and on the first night she asked me to get a diaper for her out of the bunk's drawers because I was on bottom. As soon as I get it for her a bunch of guys burst in with a video camera and a flashlight expecting to wake us all up and all they see is me holding this diaper and my friend staring at me with her hand out and they thought it was mine and I had to explain to the head teacher of the trip and everything.

Last one. One time my dad and my sister and I were at a banquet for impoverished children in Asia and they didn't have forks there as they were serving the food the children ate, which was very little. My sister didn't know how to use chopsticks at the time as she was pretty young, and the lights were down anyways so I decided to show her. Just as the lights come up one of the sticks flies out of my (frustrated) sister's hands and hits a guy straight in the back of the head.

One day I was making fun of this horrid boy as we were walking to geography and telling all the things girls do to make them embarrassed. He started walking really slowly behind me so I kept telling how silly his hair was and then I said 'You are SO stupid' and I turned my head around and walked straight into a lampost.

(I'm not a bully, this boy steals me and my friend's stuff and chews it).

One time my cousin and I were coming up the basement stairs and the light was out, I didn't know, but my foot hit the hula hoops on the nail on one of the stairs, and it crashed really loud, so me and my cousin start SCREAMING at the top of our lungs, bust open the door, and I see my aunt's cats go FLYING across the room. So yeah, gave some people a heart attack, most likely the cat's.

So hula hoops are pretty scary. So, there's a dumb women joke for yah.

At 29 I am a huge tokusatsu fan, and you know some people don't understand because they are currupted by Power Rangers. If your wondering a tokusatsu series Super Sentai is where they got the idea for Power Rangers (however it's not that kiddy; matter of fact it originated as a horror show not a kids show). Any hoo I usually get a lot of baloni for my fandom; it's nothing new. At the time of this story I had just gotten a new belt from the tokusatsu series Kamen Rider, and Kamen Rider Double the show. Basically you insert two what look like flash drives itno the belt then snap it close. Well I decided to be "awesome" and you know decide to do the whole Kamen Rider henshin (change) thing. For those of you who already feel embarrused for me do not. The other factor in this is a thin worn shirt, and a belly button ring. Do you get where I am going with this?

With a henshin and a flare of my hand I snapped the belt shut-AND caught my belly ring in it. Before I did this stunt I didn't check to make sure the belt would open again properly. If I had, I would known the belt would be a b!ch to get open again. 'OMG she's an idiot' turned into 'OMG HAHAHA! She's got her belly button stuck!" For those of you who do not have belly peircings you should know getting a ring stuck hurts getting a ring stuck in hard plastic really REALLY hurts.

Gets even better two minutes and fianlly forcing open I realized there was a release button... Of course I stared at this button dumbly and alerted the others who where already holding their sides in laughter.