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28th Oct 2011, 8:04 AM
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 Funny things your family and friends have said to you about the Sims
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Liv Lukas
Original Poster
Instructor
Join Date: Mar 2011 |
Okay, I just gotta post this. It is too funny. An IM exchange between me and my mate, whose office is downstairs. Yeah, we are too lazy to walk downstairs to talk to each other. [11:56 pm] ME: I got lost in trying to make my @)#&$(#@&$(#$& stupid sims do what I want them to. *smacks her sims around* The game is supposed to be RELAXING!!! Do I look RELAXED??? Grrr. [11:58 pm] HIM: Be cool, Liv. You don't want your Sims getting out of the computer in the middle of the night and fuckin with you while you sleep. And I don't mean the fun "woo hoo" kind of fuckin. I mean messing with your 'fro and shit. ******* I love that man. Anyway, what funny things have your friends and family said to you about your Simming/Sims? |
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28th Oct 2011, 9:18 AM
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Aegagropilon
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When Mom and I were watching Despicable Me, she remarked that the little minions in the movie were like my sims: they spoke gibberish, and they all went from fighting to hugging and back again 
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28th Oct 2011, 10:23 AM
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lazzybum
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I play quite often and share what's going on to my boyfriend. Recently he said something that I didnt hear clearly, but I thought he said something something "Sims 2" something. So I was like, "did you say Sims 2?" And apparently he didn't, but he knows I'm obsessed with the game so he laughed at it. So now we have an inside joke where we just say "Sims 2 Sims 2 Sims 2 Sims 2..Sims 2, Sims 2 Sims 2" etc to each other in random conversations. XD |
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28th Oct 2011, 11:44 AM
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Ynouva
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Oct 2010 |
My sis and I were gossiping about a man who frequently cheats on his wife and so I said "He's a Romance Sim." My sister didn't get it, so she called me a nerd. Now, every time we gossip about men cheating she would call them Romance Sims, too. |
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I said a bow string, not a G -- oh, never mind.
My Simblr |
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28th Oct 2011, 12:29 PM
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DrowningFishy
Scholar
Join Date: Jul 2009 |
My co-worker after nearly 3 years of watching me play Sims. "Sims AGAIN?" "Wern't you playing this when you began?" (me: no) "Then what was it?" (me: Sims 3) insert annoyed noise from co-worker here. "You need a new game, seriously." (me: bite me) "I don't see what you find fun about this game, I don't seriously." (me: you'd have to play it to understand.) After several minutes of looking over my shoulder, "BUILDING! Again! Everytime I see you your building something! Don't you ever get bored." (me: ... ... ... no) After watching me doze off playing sims. "See you need a new game." (me: -grogy- ... ... ... no) "But your falling asleep." (Me: Sims arn't behaving so shut up/fuckin' baby ish not growning up.) "crazy, just crazy." |
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Disclaimer: I am just being a goof ball, please ignore me if offended. |
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28th Oct 2011, 3:11 PM
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existerande
Test Subject
Join Date: Jan 2010 |
My boyfriend after a obsessive period of playing. "I'm going out now, sulsul!" Me: "Sure... What did you say?" |
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28th Oct 2011, 4:09 PM
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Charmful
Field Researcher
Join Date: Feb 2007 |
I was playing the sims and my boyfriend came back from running, I got up to hug him and he denies me saying, 'Noooo, my hygiene bar is in the red!' |
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28th Oct 2011, 4:57 PM
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J_Fanning
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Apr 2010 |
Quote" I was playing the sims and my boyfriend came back from running, I got up to hug him and he denies me saying, 'Noooo, my hygiene bar is in the red!' " OMG! That is too funny! ROFL! :D |
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28th Oct 2011, 4:59 PM
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jendyose
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Sep 2008 |
My mother used to get on my case all the time about the "hours and hours" I'd spend playing the game and building. It got to the point one day, I dragged her to the computer and turned the game on, showing her all of the stuff that you can do on there. Fast forward to now when I can't get her off the game, she builds and builds, and she'll sit there all day. If anyone says anything to her, she'll snap at you and say, "I'm playing my game!!" |
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Andy: This year for Christmas, everyone's getting a handshake and an I.O.U. |
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28th Oct 2011, 5:30 PM
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frankokomando
Scholar
Join Date: Nov 2010 |
My mom watched me play the sims one time and she was all like ' Why did you build a house for that family and take away the door?' and then she was like 'Why did you light those people on fire?' |
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29th Oct 2011, 11:48 AM
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maxon
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Sorry hon, the rules are different for mothers. | |
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Polgannon Project Seriously, I'm still working on it. |
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29th Oct 2011, 12:42 PM
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M.M.A.A.
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"Stupid silly game" "All you do is take them to the bathroom and get them naked" believe me, they dont understand the point of the whole game. |
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Please, call me 'mmaa', saves time. | My (Mini-) Website: http://eaxislostandfound.weebly.com/ My livestream! Learn how to use your neighborhood (terrains) efficiently! Avoid neighborhood corruption! Playing NPCs and Adding them to Households |
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29th Oct 2011, 8:52 PM
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nuidyaforever
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Oct 2010 |
I remember one time I was complaining to my mother that one of my Sim couples wouldn't get pregnant no matter how many times they tried for a baby (my mum is my Official Sim Complaint Buddy even though she knows nothing about the game, as proven below). She replied with "Don't they have fertility bunnies?"  ...no, Mum, they don't. - VT |
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Kulo Seeri - Home of the Nuidya Tribe
"Not SimNation and Proud" |
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30th Oct 2011, 1:23 PM
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beafish123
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Jun 2010 |
(from Instant message) Friend: Hello Hello? HELLO? ABBIE! GET OFF SIMS AND TALK TO ME!!! Me: -_- |
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Last edited by beafish123 : 30th Oct 2011 at 1:34 PM.
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30th Oct 2011, 1:37 PM
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LittleFallenAngel
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Nov 2005 |
It's not actually "funny" but my grandma and I used to share an apartment in the city and mine was the only working computer and she was always accusing me of hogging the thing. But only when I wanted to play the sims! Online all day - nothing! Soon as I opened up the game, "You're always on there! Quit hogging it!" *sigh* Thank goodness we have our own places and computers now! |
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30th Oct 2011, 2:59 PM
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M.M.A.A.
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by my cousin-in-law (my cousin's wife): "Its a game for girls" there are much more aspects to the sims 2 other than just dressing sims up |
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Please, call me 'mmaa', saves time. | My (Mini-) Website: http://eaxislostandfound.weebly.com/ My livestream! Learn how to use your neighborhood (terrains) efficiently! Avoid neighborhood corruption! Playing NPCs and Adding them to Households |
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30th Oct 2011, 4:17 PM
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Peni Griffin
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And there's more to "games for girls" than just dressing things up, too. I would say "game for girls" is a good thing, myself. |
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All you can do is the best you can do. (My most recent book is Sullivan, That Summer. In case you care.) |
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30th Oct 2011, 10:45 PM
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lg135
Instructor
Join Date: Aug 2007 |
My aunt, watching my cousin play her favorite family: Wow, your person goes to work in a limousine?? Cousin: ...... Me (barely holding it in): No, that's for the dog xD Her sim drives that tan, little dirty car in the driveway. Aunt: ..........why does the dog need a limousine? Cousin: ...He's like a super star. Aunt: And your person? Me, lmao: His owner works at a music store. Aunt: ... Doesn't he have a wife? Cousin: She used to be a legal assistant before getting fired. Now she stays at home because they have infant triplets. Aunt: ...... Me: The dog is pretty much the breadwinner of the family at the moment. Aunt:................... the dog is the breadwinner... ::walks away:: Me: x'D Cousin: >: [ |
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30th Oct 2011, 11:41 PM
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5M0K3
Banned
Join Date: Sep 2011 |
SISTER: Kira can you come in here real quick? ME: Um... Just a second! SISTER: NOW. ME: You will wait! SISTER: What is so important that you can't come here for 5 seconds? ME: I'M PLAYING THE SIMS! SISTER: The Sims... Oh, is that that game where all they do is fight and have sex like sadistic, masochistic freaks? ME: ...It's called WooHoo... |
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31st Oct 2011, 1:11 PM
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Nixxy245
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This happened few months ago. I was playing Sims and my friend came by. She sat next to me and wached me play for five minutes. Friend: So...Sims again? Me: Yeah. Friend: ......This is boring as hell. All they do is eat, go to bathroom and sleep -_- Me: Clueless. Friend: What's the point here? Me: Well, why don't you sit and play for a bit, huh? Friend: ....Fine. I'll show you how boring and stupid this is. Me: Can't wait. - Few weeks later, I call her to go out with me - Me: Hey. Friend: ........Hey. Me: What are you doing? Friend: .....Uhm, no-nothing. Me: Okay...Wanna take a walk? I'm kinda bored. Friend: ....I can't. Me: Why not? Friend: I'm playing Sims. Me: What? I thought it was boring and stupid. Friend: ..........I lied. |
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Common sense is so rare these days...
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31st Oct 2011, 1:50 PM
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Bwinney43
Forum Resident
Join Date: Feb 2007 |
Man some of you guys have some ignorant friends/family members lol. My family and friends could not care less about me playing Sims 2. In fact my friends who do play are the ones that got me into Sims. My family just doesn't care either way. Never asked to see the game or anything. |
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31st Oct 2011, 2:45 PM
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Muņeca Rota
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My husband after several minutes of total silence at home: "You're playing sims, aren't you?" Me: :D |
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Come to the dark side. We have cookies. |
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31st Oct 2011, 4:58 PM
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FranH
Scholar
Join Date: Jul 2007 |
Describing what I'd put in for 'amusement' purposes: Me: "I'm building a whorehouse." Husband: "Your sims lead such good lives." |
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Last edited by FranH : 1st Nov 2011 at 11:37 AM.
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31st Oct 2011, 11:34 PM
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kimpossible18
Test Subject
Join Date: Jun 2011 |
i was showing my dad how to play the game, i started in CAS and pointed out every aspect and all the aspirations, i even read all those decriptions that i never took the time to read for myself. I moved the family in (mum dad and a teen) and showed him wants fears needs and lifetime wants, jobs, memories, everything! then i showed him my hacks. (inSim, Inteen) i showed him how a male sim can get pregnant and he walks out saying "Okay I'm done." "Dad! it's an alien pollination! the alien didn't actually have sex with that guy!" dad:... no, I'm done. you're over there gettin dudes pregnant and sh*t, dudes having a baby and almost dropping the baby... don't make no sense." now everytime he sees me playing he'll shout to the closest person around. "Y'all should come watch her play this game! the guys get pregnant! and aliens have sex with people!" smh  He owns his own lawn and home care service so while i was building a house he kept yelling at me not to put trees to close to the house or the roots would screw up the foundation lol and how where to put the bushes in relation to the sidewalk hahaha  im like "dad, the sims dont care where the trees and bushes are." dad: so why did you buy the bush if they don't care where it is?" |
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2nd Nov 2011, 11:44 PM
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Liv Lukas
Original Poster
Instructor
Join Date: Mar 2011 |
My fiance showed me this the other day and said: "If you replace the word LINE with the word LOT, this is you when you're Simming."  Damn. Caught. *grin* |
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Liv Loves Simming: http://livlukas.tumblr.com
Liv Loves LiveSimming: http://www.livestream.com/livlukas |
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