Have you heard about that?I couldnt find news about it so i am just gonna talk about it.That group illuminati was supposed to do something 25 minutes ago.They had a clock counting the time.An hour ago everyone was talking about this.But 25 minutes passed and nothing happened.Thats quite confusing,what can they do anyway?

I have nothing wrong with Satanists, but Illuminati are typically using "the devil" and other Satanic-esque things for fame and money. I don't know what they were supposed to do, but whatever it is, it's probably some mass suicide or whatever else cults do.

As i have heard this group wants to unite the world to one country where religion,nation etc doesnt exist.So this is different than what we know about the word illuminati

That can't happen in one day, my dear friend.

As a representative for the Illuminati, I assure you that the only things we have scheduled for this week are as follows:

Thurs. | Community Roasted Baby Dinner (proceeds go to our conspiracy fund)
Sat. | Bring Your Daughter to Our Cult Day
Sun. | Manipulate Capitalism Sunday

Please RSVP if you intend to be at our dinner! We can only cook so many babies!

What, did the organiser of Whack-A-Virgin* Wednesday flake out again?




* NOT like that, jaysus.

No! I say it's a mass suicide and that means it's a mass suicide!

Anyone else dead? It's a bit of a change, with the floating and all that. I've learned to type with invisible fingers though, which is actually pretty easy if you don't overthink it.

It'd be kinda boring if I was the only one who died in the thing, you know, with the light and the chanting? That thing. I'm still trying to figure out how to lay on my bed without falling through it though. I feel like if I kept falling I'd go straight through the earth and pop up in China... though I guess if I kept going in a straight line I'd just end up in the ocean.

Anyone else have any ghost tips? I'm planning on doing a little light haunting, and I'd like to know if all this Ouija board business is bunk- I don't want to end up as the entertainment in some teenage girl's crappy slumber party.

Hit 'em with a shovel.

I dont say it will but at least there should have been something planned if they outspeak it for months.And by the way it can be just something speaken not to be done.They say we will do this,do that but then people find out about them and join.That last thing is what i believe.However its not something to take serious.

Illuminism, the way I see it, is just a manifestation of the Mystery Babylon religion, which has been around for millennia.