Lets see, the weirdest one . . . would be that weird dream I had when I was five years old. I dreamed that there were these grown up men who walked over to woman standing by a door and asked, "What are you doing?" The woman says "I'm potty training." "What?" "I'M POTTY TRAINING!" " . . . No, you can't go in there . . ." (looks at the door) "it says 'quack!'" (And there were some ducks sitting on tiolets inside) Another man shouts, "Lets get out of here!" And they all run out, including the woman. Yes, I know, it makes you wonder, how could a five-year-old dream that, but still . . . it's true. What did you have?

I was having one of those nights and I must have been around 4, 5 or 6. Something scared me, I think and I went to see my mother. Dad wasn't home, so she let me crawl into bed with her. Once there and cosy I became a bit restless and started to talk. Mom told me I needed to be quiet and go to sleep or I'd have to go back to my own room. I closed my eyes and must have drifted. I saw myself sitting on the back steps, my elbow resting on my knee and my chin in my hand. I looked out at the back yard. Everything was in black and white. And I thought, "I have to stay here all night."

I was probably 12 or 13. I had gone to sleep and for some reason, I saw me and my best friend. We looked like we normally do, except for the fact that we were dressed like characters from books we're writing (the books are of no relation to each other) I said something like "Follow me. We have a mission to complete" and then I magically transported us into the game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl" (best game ever!) to the fighting platform Final Destination. Then, Link and Pit came into the game and we fought, and then we beat them (best part of the dream, bwahaha) and then I woke up.

I keep having a recurring dream where I think I have actually woken up but then I realise I'm still dreaming - this will happen multiple times in the dream. There are a number of different scenarios but the most often is in my dream something or someone is chasing me, so I'll try to wake up to get away from it so I then eventually "wake up", and go about my day but then something odd will happen and I realise I am still in the dream and then whatever I am trying to get away from will come back - this can go on and on for ages until I finally really wake up.

Apparently it's fairly common (here)

I also have a lot of lucid dreams (here)

Most mornings I wake up exhausted from my dreams...

That happens to me, or it used to. Like when I was cold, I would dream that I got up and got an extra blanket and then I'd drift off again for a while. Then I'd wake again and realize I was cold and would dream again that I got the blanket. It would go on like that all night. Those are the most annoying dreams.

Oh, nice timing. Last night, I had a Sims-infused dream. The people in my dream looked like perfectly normal people and they didn't have plumbobs over their heads or anything, but they were following Sims-based access restrictions with Sims AI, and all the objects were stuff you would see in TS2. I woke up when an older gentlemen was trying to walk under a wedding arch but his way was blocked by a platinum tombstone (ooooh...symbolism). He would approach it, realize he couldn't go through, take a step back, and approach again. I woke up before the frustrated arm-waving began.

In my best darned dream ever, I was Madeline, except instead of an old-world Paris hotel, I lived in some glitzy, futuristic Vegas-style hotel where the elevators weren't vertical but a twisting roller coaster tube that wound around the outside of this skyscraper. It was night and the tubes were lit by purple and blue lights and I whooshed along in a capsule inside the tubes. I could have slept forever dreaming that dream.

And as a kid, I used to dream repeatedly that I was being chased by a menancing vampire (my father) through the cold stone corridors of a gothic castle. As I ran through the maze-like corridors, I would pass a washerwoman on her knees scrubbing the floor (my mother), but she never looked up from her task. Yeah, my dreams were never complex enough to require an interpreter.

I keep having reoccurring dreams where I encounter a turret (Too much Portal!). I always wake up before it shoots at me though!

My favourite dream was where I was running through this enormous wooden castle thing with my best friend- it was like a giant playground. I was sad when I woke up.

Every time I see Sparklycookie's avie, it reminds me of a recurring dream I had about four years back.

So, I used to have this dream where I would be having dinner with the Cookie Monster in an empty house. His odd googly eyes would effin' wander around the empty house and then randomly focus on me while we were eating in absolute silence. Finally he would tell me that this supposed "family dinner" was ruse to get me there and that I was all the family he needed. Then he would start laughing and I'd wake up. Wut. 0_0 Explain that one to me.

He was hungry... for YOU!

Last night... I dreamed I was a man. During the dream, I went to the bathroom to check if I was really a man (I was half-conscious). The weird thing is... I wasn't really a man.

I've also dreamed that I turned into a guy before, but the "guy" I turned into was really my avatar. And, in that same dream I had, I had to go to the bathroom (it even felt like I had to) so I walk into a bathroom and it's full of moms taking pictures with their sons, computers, and someone put carpet in there. Strange . . .

First off I should mention I usually do not dream. It just isn’t something I do on a regular basis. Secondly I should mention I just recently met my boyfriend and we’ve only been out once. With lets said let me start with explaining the dream. My boyfriend and I were standing in a well lit area sounded by blackness (Abyss like). Maybe we finished dinner, honestly I do not know, but we seemed to be laughing and having a good time. We started to walk towards the darkness when a butler materialized out of nowhere holding a baby carrier.

“I am afraid you forgot something.” The butler said handing us the baby carrier.

“I’m sorry,” I laughed. “We’re always forgetting our children.”

He agreed and took the carrier and tried to balance with walking with me and its weight. Together we set off into the darkness and suddenly, somehow, the carrier was attached to a bike and I and he were walking together laughing trying to get this bike to balance between us. On this bike was a light and it only shown a little bit into the darkness. But in the darkness was absolutely nothing. I felt a bit scared of the darkness but so long as I remained with him (and the child) things where fine and I was safe.

Then I woke up and was like 0_o o_0 WTF.

Once a few months ago i dreamed me, my best friend, this girl i like, and some other friends, were hiking on some mountain in british columbia. We decided to take a break (just like to say it wasnt a tall mountain like one of those mountains govered with evergreen) and we just sat there and the grizly come and attacks the girl i liked. The bear pushed her, but the bear fell down with her. So i jumped down with them, caught and saved the girl, and a grapple gun came out of nowhere and ended in my hand. So i shot the grapple perfectly on some ledge and we landed safley, saving all of us (but there bear of corse, he got OWNED) then we each got our own hotel room at a nearby hotel/lodge. When i was just laying on my bed the girl came into my room. She said "thnx" then she kissed me. Then we maked out then we weny undercovers. Then i woke up. I was like "damn! Why do all dreams end at the good part?"

Weeks later same thing happend but when i was lying in bed and she came, i got up and my pants and underwear 0.o disapeared. Then she got down to her knees and right at the good part, i woke up.

And the funny thing was, we are 13 and we were 13 in the dream also!

My best dream might have been that damn one I can't remember with Harley Quinn in it.
My strangest dream was this recurring one with this old half dead lady that was a slaver and would defy logic to pursue me. It started with this guy that had a bunch of people go into a square chamber in a desert, and all the people but me got chained to the wall. I ran away into a convenience store, and it ended. Then I have another dream where she's looking around for me at night, so I use a car to get away. Another one was where she caught me, put me in a suburban house, and activated a force field around the place. She crawled into a vent to sleep and had a butler stand outside my cell room. I escaped, but she materialized inside my car. I had about seven of these cute haunted ghosty dreams, and one with only the butler she had by himself.

I had a dream that me and a bunch of random anime/Vocaloid characters (Len Kagamine, Neru Akita, Misa Amane, and Meiko) went to a new Chinese-themed shop specifically for French bread. (and Teto was nowhere around...) We were sitting down when five circles appeared on the table, and Mom's face (from Futurama) appeared in all of them, except she was anime, and she said "Welcome to my shop, dearies... SPINELESS BASTARDS!" but for SOME reason we didn't do anything, so she asked us to order, so we ordered French bread, and while we were waiting, the little circles on the tables started showing these freaky video thumbnails, and Mom's voice said "Are you sure you would like to watch this? You SPINELESS BASTARDS!" and again, for SOME reason everything seemed normal, so Misa pressed "PLAY" (there was a play button on the table) and every circle played a video of our own death, with Mom in the background yelling "SPINELESS BASTARDS!" Len was being hung upside down until all the blood rushed to his head, and his head totally exploded, someone jammed knives in Neru's feet and pulled her upper body off, Misa had each side of her strapped to this machine that slowly ripped her in half, Meiko was locked in a room in a straight jacket where she eventually went crazy and started clawing at the walls until she clawed her fingers off, then her arms, and kept rubbing at the walls until she rubbed herself away, and I started laughing like crazy, killed all my family, then killed myself.

I was like "WHAT."

We were all freaking out, and Mom's "evil" sons brought us our bread, and bugs started crawling out of it, they were all laughing, and we were freaking out. We tried to leave but we couldn't, Mom ran into the room with her head spinning around screaming "REDRUM! REDRUM!" and circling us. Her mouth opened and a pink tentacle came out and started towards us, and that's when I woke up in a pool of sweat.

Yeah, I watch too much Futurama.

I also had a dream where there was this weird video game where you had to get this man to a bathroom (yeah, my dreams are infested with tiolet humor) and you couldn't when Yakko, Wakko and Dot (from Animaniacs) ran into the bathroom and do zany stuff so you had to run out and then back in and it was very strange . . . I woke up the last time he tried to use the tiolet. What the heck . . . I'm a female, why did I even HAVE that dream? Although I could see how the Warners were in there . . .

Higurashi much?Lol!

xD I bet that had some part in it, I had watched some episodes of Higurashi the night before. But now I freak out everytime I see Meiko. (even more so when I see Len. That exploding head..!)

Ah yes. You're first real sexual dream is always the best sexual moment of your life. I remember my first sexual dream. Matt Dillon. (I was 13, I had had kissy-kissy dreams before, but THAT... was just creepy.)

Isn't it great how I'm talking to 13 year olds about sexual dreams and violent anime?! If I was a dude, this would automatically make me a pedo.

You're a possible pedo anyway my friend. Man, or sheman. Just remember to tell yourself, "I'm a pedometer," and you'll be fine. Really, how are you a pedo?

I only have weird dreams. The least weird dreams I have are probably the sexual ones. But, even in those are some pretty WTF moments. Like dreaming that this guy I liked had a twin and well... fun times ensued.

Also there was this one time where I remembered previous dreams while I was dreaming and I was totally convinced that was my real life. I had a weird feeling of disconnect when I woke up. Again, the "memories" were of a sexual nature.

Most of my dreams are weird. I only have one that isn't weird and one dream that I'm not sure if it's weird or not. And most of my dreams have toilet humor in them, also . . .

Is it unusual when you dream that you're staring at a wall the whole time?

I had a dream that I threw a sock at the chick from The Ring.

Pedophiiiile. Obviously I'm not (or as far as you people know, I'm just saying, there is a possibility that anyone is a pedo, people are not always who they say they are) but I'm talking to 13 year olds about anime and sexual dreams... And I've always wondered why women can get away with that but men can't. xD

...good times...