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#301 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 2:43 AM
Granted, but you find out that your fiance slept with your 8th evil identical half-quadruplet because she found out you were Egyptian.

I wish the person below me would post a real wish.
Scholar
#302 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 5:29 AM
Granted. Just check my wish below.

I wish Barbie Crash crash to something hard and get injured. *run* *knock the wood*

Hey there! :)
Scholar
#303 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 1:54 PM
Granted! She ran into you and now you are injured worse.

I wish my cat wasn't settling down to sleep right where I wanted to nap.

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Banned
#304 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 9:59 PM
Granted, she gets up, but left a, uh, "mess".

I wish haricots would um, <insert violent, painful scenario here>.
Top Secret Researcher
#305 Old 16th Apr 2012 at 2:43 AM
Granted. Now this thread is ruined because it's missing haricots.

I fishy wishy for some teeny weenies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#306 Old 17th Apr 2012 at 1:12 PM
Granted. Up to you on how that wish be granted, as long as the ending is torturing for you.

I wish Barbie Crash realize my importance in this thread. *sashaying*

Hey there! :)
Scholar
#307 Old 17th Apr 2012 at 6:47 PM
Granted! She realizes it, but doesn't care.

I wish everyone has a good day.

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Top Secret Researcher
#308 Old 17th Apr 2012 at 10:56 PM
Granted. They have a good day, and then the power goes out. :/

I wish for a fish who can clean a dish with a swish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#309 Old 17th Apr 2012 at 11:39 PM
Granted! Now you are arrested for animal cruelty for having fish in you dishwasher.

I wish I could type better.

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Top Secret Researcher
#310 Old 17th Apr 2012 at 11:48 PM
Granted. You could type faster but you type words like, "1 am 23, u mor8on"

(I once saw a comment that said something like that. I mean, who puts a 1 when an I is supposed to be there? How can he be 23? Come on already!)

I wish I can beat the crap out of somebody.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#311 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 3:08 AM
Granted! Now what are you going to do with all that crap?

I wish it would rain

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Top Secret Researcher
#312 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 3:15 AM
Granted, but you wished that too many times. You lose. (Just kidding)

I wish this post is #313

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Field Researcher
#313 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 6:00 AM
Granted, it already is. Unfortunately for you, 313 is a unlucky number here at MTS, it causes the website to put a virus on your computer. This virus then proceeds to zero out your hard drive, rendering any and all data irrecoverable.

I wish Justin Beiber was not famous.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#314 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 7:32 AM
Granted, you hear on the news that he died after falling from a latter, trying to reach puberty.

I wish Summer would hurry and get here.

"Going to the chapel of Love"

the girls club . statistics . yearbook .
Scholar
#315 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 11:16 AM
Granted. Then Winter comes, then Fall comes, then Spring comes, then four of them wreak havoc in your house.

I wish Singapore has Winter season.

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#316 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 12:35 PM
Granted. Singapore witnesses its first of many wonderfully cold, snowy winters... the rest of the world is thrown into utter chaos as the seasons change to align themselves with your wish, most of the world's population can no longer cope that their summers are now winter and winters are now summers and there is a mass extinction through the inability of many of us being unable to adapt to the sudden change.

I wish to conquer the world through stupidity.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Theorist
#317 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 1:06 PM
Granted. The world becomes shattered because everyone is too stupid to run it.

I wish I can teleport
Scholar
#318 Old 18th Apr 2012 at 3:14 PM Last edited by smorbie1 : 18th Apr 2012 at 5:43 PM. Reason: it rained
Granted! you teleported to Venus and can't get back. You're meltingggggg.

I wouldn't have to wish for rain so much if one of you wish granters would, you knowl, let it rain.

Soooooo, I wish liquid water would pour from the sky.


Okay, good job guys, it's raining. so, I'll change my wish.

I wish I could pet a panda

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Top Secret Researcher
#319 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 12:51 AM
Granted, but the panda was really Panda Mario and he jumped on all of your boxes and earned 40 mushrooms and 40 1-UP mushrooms and crushed you.

I wish Raccoon Mario was in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Field Researcher
#320 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 3:21 AM Last edited by annoainthere : 20th Apr 2012 at 12:51 PM.
Granted. However it comes out as a Pre-order 1 disc only, once off only, can only order from a specific store, in another time zone in the opposite side of the world, at a price you and anyone you know can't afford... you end up crying quietly in a corner hugging your homemade version of Racoon Mario.

I wish for a place of my own.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#321 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 2:15 PM
Granted! You have one. It's in your mind.

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor tomorrow.

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
Top Secret Researcher
#322 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 2:16 PM
Granted. You're too sick to go to the doctor, so the doctor comes to your house.

I wish I'm a ghost.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#323 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 4:34 PM
Granted. You cannot touch anything, invisible to everyone, yet you still live the lifeless immortality, alone.

I wish there's no such thing as 'school project' or 'ASSignment' or 'school tasks'. T_T

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#324 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 9:23 PM
Granted. Now it's "cool project", "ASSassinated", and "cool tasks".

I wish there's no such thing as "bad school lunches".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#325 Old 19th Apr 2012 at 10:09 PM
Granted! They are now called spoiled food lunches. Enjoy!

I wish I could meet a real vampire (without getting bitten)

"Death cannot stop true love; it can only delay it for awhile." Westley to Buttercup "The Princess Bride"
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