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Instructor
#451 Old 16th May 2012 at 1:03 AM
Granted, with something extra. Your spatula is held by a hand, attached to an elbow, attached to an arm, a shoulder, a body , of Wierd Al Yankovic. He takes you to Spatula City and buys you thirty nine spatulas. It's more than you can possibly use. After that, you don't want to see another spatula in your lifetime.

I wish I could find the person who wrote "A rolling stone gathers no moss" and ask What were you thinking when you wrote that?
Field Researcher
#452 Old 16th May 2012 at 4:29 AM
Granted. They reply they were thinking of how much they want to kill you. You are now dead.

I wish homework and finals were illegal.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Theorist
#453 Old 16th May 2012 at 5:47 AM
Granted. Break time and graduations are also illegal.

I wish stereotyping is banned.
Scholar
#454 Old 16th May 2012 at 10:38 AM
Granted. Everyone is brainwashed by me, so no stereotyping now.

I wish my Biology teacher is cursed.

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#455 Old 16th May 2012 at 12:08 PM
Granted. The curse is a curse that curses all those they have come into contact with - so you to are now cursed. Good luck!

I wish that I would win the lotto.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Instructor
#456 Old 16th May 2012 at 12:37 PM
Granted , err.. You do win the lottery. It's a classic literature reference about sacrifice and scape goating. Rather than receiving money, you are stoned to death by a crowd that admires your bravery.

I wish I had the legal right to kill only one person, without penalty.
Scholar
#457 Old 16th May 2012 at 2:52 PM
Granted. You also get the privilege to be killed by the ghost of that person you killed. You accidentally agree with that.

I wish I can have a MacBook with me right now.

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#458 Old 16th May 2012 at 7:58 PM
Granted. You now have a shiny overpriced paperweight with a piece of fruit on it.

I wish I understood why some people think my avatar is funny.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#459 Old 16th May 2012 at 8:17 PM Last edited by KKiryu007Joker : 17th May 2012 at 3:44 AM.
Granted, only for Will Wright.

I wish the sandwich told me.


I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#460 Old 18th May 2012 at 3:37 AM
Granted the sandwich told you, but your belly didn't like being told what to do, and you got diarrhea for 1 to 2 days.

I wish, I could become a known voice actor.

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Mad Poster
#461 Old 18th May 2012 at 4:06 AM
Granted 50 Cent.

I wish I was Poop Dawg.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#462 Old 18th May 2012 at 7:54 AM Last edited by Simdrew1993 : 18th May 2012 at 8:39 AM.
Granted.

Your a dog that poops and you poop in the house and your masters are unhappy and they've got a newspaper and are ready to give you a beating!!!

I wish I could be great at literature and ideas!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Lab Assistant
#463 Old 18th May 2012 at 10:00 AM
Granted, but nobody cares about you, nor your literature or ideas :P

I wish to be a better sims 3 creator lmao

Come check me at DeviantART , or do you prefer Tumblr? Hey, why not and my Blog! But you could still visit my Facebook page as well!
Field Researcher
#464 Old 18th May 2012 at 11:02 AM
LOL, Granted!

You become so great you get "framed"!!! "you've been framed for pix-elation murder!" meaning your creations are so good EA loses it's fans and crowd because, they'd rather have your work so EA order's a lawsuit in order to stop you and your custom content, and bans all Sims franchise games from the world and says all the new ones are mine the employees say: MINE ALL MINE HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! EA is not happy XD

I wish to be able to understand a person without knowing anything about them at all, like a Psychologist! I can do this already but I have to try to understand people, bleuck that's boring!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Scholar
#465 Old 18th May 2012 at 1:06 PM
Granted. But you never meet or know any person, as you are isolated in an island near Antartica since you were born. Cruel, huh? It's life, my friend..

I wish for food. And drinks. And money. And abs.

Hey there! :)
Mad Poster
#466 Old 18th May 2012 at 5:03 PM
Abcs you mean, okay, school cafeteria it is!

I wish for hospital cafeteria!

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#467 Old 18th May 2012 at 8:00 PM
Granted!

But the food has been contaminated by a sick patient and makes you sick, what do you know this hospital's awful!

I wish to become FIT! and be looking good

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Lab Assistant
#468 Old 19th May 2012 at 1:29 PM
Granted, but you accidentally slip in the gym and die. The end.


I wish there are more amazing and free hairs around the internet for sims 3. That don't have bugs or errors or get sued by EA for being "too good"!

Come check me at DeviantART , or do you prefer Tumblr? Hey, why not and my Blog! But you could still visit my Facebook page as well!
Field Researcher
#469 Old 19th May 2012 at 1:30 PM
Granted. You're Feeling Intelligently Terrifying (FIT) and look good while doing so... or at least that's the story your minion is sticking with...

I wish my computer would give me somthing other then the blue screen of death...

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#470 Old 19th May 2012 at 5:47 PM
Red Screen Of Death. Granted, then.

I wish I have a better laptop than this good one.

Hey there! :)
Mad Poster
#471 Old 19th May 2012 at 7:43 PM
Granted, it battles you with the ghost of Christmas Past, who torments you hacking into all your electronic devices..... forever.

I wish that happened.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#472 Old 19th May 2012 at 7:54 PM
Granted, but it goes haywire and cooks up your worst nightmare instead.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Field Researcher
#473 Old 19th May 2012 at 8:44 PM
Granted!

You wish that D3N1ZFTW's unanswered post 4 post's behind yours gets answered! because D3N1ZFTW and annoainthere posted at the same time.

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Scholar
#474 Old 20th May 2012 at 3:07 AM
I wish Simdrew1993 knew how we play this Corrupt-a-Wish game. Any wish??

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#475 Old 20th May 2012 at 6:33 AM
Granted! he knows how to, But somehow he still doesn't fully understand. This is me/him talkin 3rd person mode

I wish someone else would talk in 3rd person view. JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
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