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Theorist
#951 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 7:39 AM
Granted. The maximum range at which you can teleport is 10 cm. And you can only teleport once every 24 hours.

I wish for a pet that can take care of itself
Lab Assistant
#952 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 7:52 AM
Granted. But while the pet takes care of itself, your hygiene bar slams itself in the red and you smell like old porkchops.

I wish my Dance Dance Revolution pad was fixed.
Forum Resident
#953 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 7:57 AM
Granted, but your legs are broken.

I wish I wished to wish to wish.

a.k.a chicken-blast @deviantART
Theorist
#954 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 1:45 PM
Granted. You wish for a wish, that you use to wish for a wish and a wish and a wish.... basically you spend all your wishes to wish for new wishes, which you then spend for more and more wishes...

I wish this cycle of wishing ends
Instructor
#955 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 7:21 PM
Granted, dutch never gets to wish their wish

I wish for a fish.

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#956 Old 26th Jul 2012 at 7:46 PM
Granted, it's rotten.

I wish I had an Xbox.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#957 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 12:11 AM
Granted. You now have a cardboard box with a red "X" lazily slapped across it.

I wish being a vegan was easier.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Instructor
#958 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 1:04 AM
Granted. It's become incredibly easier for the general public. But you, being very ambitious, decide to stop and aim for a greater challenge: A vegetarian! (I know that it's easier but in this context being a vegan has become a piece of cake and therefore vegetarian is much harder.) You then wish it was easier to be vegetarian because you brought yourself back to square one, but the genie says "hell no, you already used your wish!" And you live your life in regret that you didn't use your wish more wisely.

I wish I was the girl who lived! (reference to harry potter)

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Scholar
#959 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 1:19 AM
Granted. You are now known as the girl who lived, (and then died anyways)

I wish upon a star.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Lab Assistant
#960 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 6:12 AM
Granted. But then the star falls from space and your house explodes.

I wish it would snow.
Scholar
#961 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 8:42 AM
Granted, now it snows too much, and you can't even open your door to go out.

I wish I could hug my best friend (Canada-Colombia... a bit far)

If you succeed, you become a genius; if you fail, you become an idiot. You can always start again - Alice Cooper
Field Researcher
#962 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 9:06 AM
Granted. You get to hug your best friend, but due to the relocation of Colombia to be inside Canada, well WW3 has occurred....

I wish for beautiful shiny hair :D

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Lab Assistant
#963 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 10:44 AM
Granted, but the shiny hair you asked for is in your pits.

I want for my computer to stop running so slowly. ;<
Forum Resident
#964 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 10:50 AM
Granted, it's running away so fast you can't even catch it!

I wish I was a bit more fit.

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Alchemist
#965 Old 27th Jul 2012 at 7:10 PM
Granted, you are now so thin, people can't even see you from your profile.

I wish I had moar potato chips.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Test Subject
#966 Old 28th Jul 2012 at 7:09 AM
I wish what the wishers wish for
Lab Assistant
#967 Old 29th Jul 2012 at 5:55 AM
Granted, but then your head explodes from all the weird wishes being granted at once :P

I wish I had MOAR COFFEE
Alchemist
#968 Old 29th Jul 2012 at 1:53 PM
Granted, you drown in a pool of coffee.

I wish I lived in LA.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#969 Old 29th Jul 2012 at 9:13 PM
Granted, L.A. standing for Lethal Abyss!! >:-D

I wish I lived in Los Angeles, California. (Now THAT'S the right way to wish for it.)

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#970 Old 29th Jul 2012 at 9:36 PM
Granted, you live there for one second, then get magically transported back to your current location.

I wish I had dinner earlier.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Theorist
#971 Old 30th Jul 2012 at 2:05 AM
Granted. You finished your dinner just a few hours after lunchtime. Then you realize that you have to stay up late to finish some work, and you have no dinner left.

I wish I were healthier
Scholar
#972 Old 30th Jul 2012 at 8:51 AM
Granted. You only have AIDS, acute asthma, swan flu, dengue fever, and diabetes. At least the diarrhea is gone!

I wish for more Slurpee.

P.S.: Hi people! I'm back....after a couple of days.. ._.

Hey there! :)
Mad Poster
#973 Old 30th Jul 2012 at 5:00 PM
Hey - welcome back!

Granted, you get slurpeed more by a large English Sheepdog.

I wish people didn't suffer so.

Wisdom is found in the paradox
Alchemist
#974 Old 30th Jul 2012 at 6:48 PM
Granted, you suffer more than them.

I wish it was Christmas.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#975 Old 30th Jul 2012 at 10:09 PM
Granted, it's Christmas, but unfortunately it's also the day that the repo man comes and sucks up all your valued items.

I wish that I wasn't sick.
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