1.) I cannot register, so please do not suggest that I go to the MATY forums and ask them. If I could, I would. (However, if you know what I'm doing wrong, that information would be welcome.) Every variation I try tells me I am a spammer. I have tried changing my email, my user name, my answers. I have looked up answers on four different google searches. I have tried to register today and several times over the previous few years. I simply cannot register.

2.) If anyone here is registered on the MATY forums, could you PM me? I have a request I want to make for AwesomeMod that I've been wanting for a few years now. This is important to me.

Thank you.

You are trying to register here right? The homepage is just a gag joke.

I'm not registered there myself but I see no reason that you should be unable to register.

I'll play nice.

If you can't register, then you shouldn't be on MATY.

Why bother with PM? Why not tell us and perhaps Pescado will read it and decide it's a great idea. After all, he shows up here and posts on occasion, especially when it's AM-related.

Why are you asking for help from MTS about a completely unaffiliated site? Also, the question really isn't that hard.

Or you could just PM him directly on any of the various other sites, including this one, that he uses.

I'm kind of curious to see what this super awesome feature idea is though.

Removal of the green BO smoke blowing through the 'hood?

All public free emails are banned from registration on MATY. Completely made-up and fictitious emails, however, are not. If for some reason you actually wish to receive email, you can change it after registation. This policy has proven very effective at deterring spammers because spammers don't want to put in fake emails because most sites actually bother to verify it, and, like you, can't read the directions which specifically say to just make some shit up. Because I don't really want your email, and I know how easy it is to just fabricate disposable emails since I do it myself constantly, so I know email verification is totally worthless and a waste of server resources and everyone's time.