As i was searching the internet (Stuff to do with sunset valley) i came across Lot Descriptions for some of the Rabitholes and Community Lots that come with the Neighbourhood Sunset Valley. I actualy found these quite funny. What do you think?

Fort Gnome Military Base: Haha Sunset Valley! The Base has gone and now you have no-one to defend your little Town. Hehe!

Stoney Falls: Hmmm...I just wish i had the stomach to tip a barrel of Toxic Waste into the Lake. It will be just like a remake of the Simpson’s movie when homer tips Pig Waste into Lake Springfield.

Pinochle Pond: The science facility is not far from this hideous pond and it's very...Tempting.

Grady’s Junkstop: Next Stop, "Grady's Junkstop" or should i say "Grady's dump Pit" Now the new Burial ground for the solid, brown thing that comes from your backside.
aleister's elixirs and sundries: NOW! You magical Freaks will have to get your "Oh So" Potent Elixirs somewhere else now won't you.

Varg’s Tavern: "but don’t be surprised if fur starts flying" Oh Your VERY Funny. Now you Furry beasts will have to go somewhere else for your "Dog and Bone" Entertainment.

Pleasant Rest Graveyard: Pleasant Rest Graveyard...Yes well it won't be a pleasant experience when you encounter a ghost now would it? Pleasant Rest Phft...You can't any "Pleasant Rest" in a cemetery could you? Not with all the Ghost Hovering Around.

Mirrabello Plaza: Well have a guess what, Sunset Valley? Yes that's right, you can no longer get your cheapy, fertiliser logged vegetables from here so you'll have to grow your own now! Yes...that’s right. How do you think they managed during the 40's then?

City Hall: This Ruddy building is responsible for the whole of scabby 'Sunset Valley' it has power, correct...But not as much power as I HOLD. And anyway Sunset Valley isn’t even a city so…

Community School for the Gifted: Community School for the Gifted? Ha! Well there are no gifted kids around here. They’re all as dull as a brush.

Le Petit Shark Pool Centre: Now why the heck would you want to open a Pool Centre to the Public if there's Sharks in the Pool? Seriously! And do you even know what "Le Petit" means? It means "The small" Shark in French.

Sunset Institute of Modern Art: Well...There's only one thing i can say about that. Without all the famous pieces such as the Mona Lisa, The creative specimen and other historical pieces of art, we wouldn't have what is known Today as “Modern Art

Summer Hill Springs: Summer Hill Springs, so that’s where all the nice sunny weather is then. Trapped up here on this lake. Hogging all the sun and leaving us with rain.

Outstanding Citizen Warehouse: Can't be much of an Outstanding Citizen if you work as a criminal for a living. Outstanding fine yes.

Barney’s Salon and Tattoo: I always thought Barney was the Purple Dinosaur featured on a children's programme. Or is it Barney from the Simpson's?

18 Hour Wellness gym: Of Course, There's always Slim-Fast or Weight Watchers.

Now bare in mind that i'v copied the above from the site and they are not in the order they were before i copied and pasted them here

I know it seems a complete waste of time to put them here in the first place but i just wanted to see what others thought (P.S: i can't actualy remember the name of the site)

Those are NOT the descriptions of the lots. Where did you get those from anyway?

As the OP said, he got them from the "internet", recognized as the source for accurate information. I expect it took many hours to search out such accurate information.

Well it would be nice if you gave us the site so we could all laugh harder at the other satire I'm sure is present! >.<

I can't find any of these descriptions anywhere. I suppose Google's algorithm could be having a bad day, of course, but I think you made it up out of whole cloth. Very funny! Are you starting a satirical site? I hope it's tastefully done.

No! they are not the original descriptions of the Lots. As some of Lots didn't already include a description e.g Pinochle pond.

Honestly! I did not think up these funny "New" Lot Descriptions. If i go through my browsing history i might be able to find the site. But my browser automaticaly delete's my browsing history.

Soooo, everyone's in agreement that the OP just made these up him/herself and is looking for feedback/validation, right?

Okay, here you go:

But in all seriousness, EA's descriptions aren't brilliant but most are cute/clever and I think it's one person who has to do the descriptions for all the new objects and venues in each EP so I give them credit because it can't be easy.

Clearly, some people cannot find the funny side to this. This person clearly has asked for anyone's opinion on the new lot descriptions he/she made up and to be honest, i find them funny, and witty he/she obviously wanted you to see the funny side to these!

This actually reads like a conversation between two stoners, lounging in their hammocks on a Saturday afternoon:

1: "Dude... City Hall"
2: "This Ruddy building is responsible for the whole of scabby 'Sunset Valley' it has power, correct...But not as much power as I HOLD. And anyway Sunset Valley isn’t even a city so…"
1: "Dude, what power do you hold?"
2: "This power." *breaks wind*
1: "LOL"
2: "ROFLMFAO" *drags on joint*

Well, here is the truth , the whole truth , and NOTHING but the truth , there is serious lack of humor on this thread , all of these lot descriptions you made up arent funny and i dont think anyone would risk writhing these on a another site thinking people will find them hilarious , now i dont know why i didnt find them funny maybe i dont have sense of humor , or maybe some people shouldnt tell jokes at all (YOU).



DID you actually made another account just to tell us we should laugh at these things

If I were age 8-12, I'd probably snicker at a few. Not to offend any 12 year olds out there, but at that age, I would have thought the "sophisticated" potty humor was worth a laugh or two. By 13, I would not have laughed and would deny that I'd ever find any of it funny. Now I'm more than old enough (many people my age have kids aged 8-12) to admit this may have been as amusing as Captain Underpants would have been if I had read it in third grade.