This is second-hand info as I was asleep at the time, but here goes: when I was a teenager, my family and I were in my parents' bedroom watching TV. At some point, I fell asleep on the bed. The family kept watching whatever movie or program they were watching, when suddenly, I screamed: "Hey MOM! MAY I HAVE SOME CEREAL?!" I proceeded to get up (still asleep), RUN down the long hallway from that bedroom to my own, and jump into my bed. My sis told me about it the following morning.

I guess it makes some sense to me, because I did happen to be considering eating some cereal before movie time and just never got around to it.

Stupid shit I've done in my sleep:

Strip off.
Ask for a glass of water.
Ask for the TV remote while my parents were still watching it.
Almost throw a mini Furby plush toy at my mum.
Slapped Mum in the face.

I should actually clarify that for the last one, my mum, sister and I were staying at my paternal grandparents, and there wasn't enough room for everyone to have their own room, so two singles were shoved next to each other and Mum and I had to sleep in one each. Then during the night she got woken up by a sucker punch to the face.

A few days ago I was half asleep and I imagined a nurse was beside me and I ended up having a full conversation with the illusion. I then fully woke up and realised there wasn't nurse beside me, really freaked the family out beside me.

Hugging a pillow.

i roll around alot... and i MEAN ALOT. its impossible to sleep in a bed with me... (psh that sound wrong but its true)

I drool normally but I sleepwalked to the bathroom and use the toilet once after a really loud plane, as Boeing is down the highway, flew in hard and low from Nagoya, Japan during 787 production.

I farted myself awake a few nights ago and got scared, I haven't told anyone but on the internet I'm a bear on a unicycle so it's ok.

that sounds fun... what did you eat that day?

I don't eat, it was probably a ghost sneaking out.

Sometimes I sleep walk. The thing is, I can remember almost everything I do while I sleepwalk but I can't control a thing.

Most of the time I get up, walk eerily slowly around the house, sometimes check the fridge (I dom't know) then go back to bed.

Sometimes I walk to my dad's bedroom and stand outside the door (I still don't know.)

One time I walked to my mom and stepdad's room at around 4 in the morning, basically kicked their door down, tilted my head backwards, looked directly at my stepdad who was at his computer and said "Where... is... MOOOOOOOOOOM?" in a really low voice. I looked over at mom and saw she was asleep and said in a really high pitched, soft voice, "nevermind..." and went to bed.

Wish i did that...

I apparently talk in my sleep and have all my life. I had no idea until my mom casually mentioned it during dinner about a year ago, and I've been paranoid about it ever since. Fun times!

My father testifies that when I was younger and was down with flu, I did talk in my sleep. I was fascinated, as well as indignant that other people knew what I'd said when I didn't know -- "oh, you know, it was just disconnected words so I don't remember, but a lot of things you never usually say" was a very unsatisfying answer! So, I implored him if it happened again to write things down. He reported:

• Dogface! [delivered with much emphasis]
• Mc... Mc... McGillicuddy.
• Porcupine sunset.
• Agar-agar.
• Agamemnon.

... and then I calmed down for a little while before saying, in a more conversational tone...

• "Whoa! Who are all them hosers?"

i just found out today from my friend after a few months this happened at: i somewhat sleepwalk in circles, say names of anything, say I NEED TO PEE, say my catch phrases, put my butt in the air, and fart :3

I woke up to very sharp pain in my arm once. Turns out the culprit was me - I bit myself so hard in my sleep, I had teethmarks on my arm for weeks.

Well in the clinic the nurse who has night shift told me I sleep on my stomach, with my blanket on my back, legs spread out and the rest of the blanket below them. I don't know how it's possible that I always wake up on my side or back.

I'm usually exhausted after I come home from school, so I go to do homework on my bed. As always I end up dozing off for an hour or two. The next thing I know I wake up and my pants are aaaallllllll the way across my room. Always. This only ever happens when I take a nap. ONLY while napping. Never at night, and only in my own bed.

Is there something you need to tell us??

Apparently I growl when the boyfriend or one of our four cats dares to attempt to wake me from my slumber in the wee morning hours. I also always wake up without my socks, usually not even remembering that yes, I was wearing them when I went to bed. Then when it's time to change the sheets I've found copious quantities at the bottom of the bed, and sometimes even under the bed.

Oh, these are funny.

Here's one I did.

I always sleep with a glass/cup of water on the nightstand near my bed. Always have since I was little. So one night I was dreaming. I dreamed I was thirsty. In my dream, I sat up in bed and picked up the glass, except I realized it was upside down. So I turned it over. And I woke up because I had just picked up the glass, flipped it upside down and poured water all over myself.

I talk gibberish in my sleep. I know I do, as I recorded myself sleeping one night

My friend tell's me I:
-Twerk in my sleep
-Get in other people bed
-Licked her but (Um eww)
-Did that thing where u make babys BY MYSELF
-Licked her foot
-Pick my nose (erm WHY ME)
-Said FABULOUS
-Got up walked to my friend and slapped her
-Slapped myself

WHY ME??

I'm a boring normal sleeper but my partner on the other hand...

Most of the times we get down to business in the middle of the night (waking up after sleeping for a bit), afterwards he'll ask how it started and tell me he woke up half way through XD
Sometimes he doesn't say anything, goes back to sleep and I'll say about it in the morning and he doesn't remember.

It's hard to tell if he's awake or not because I've stopped him and asked before and he's like "yeah of course" and the next morning it turned out he WAS asleep!
He thinks it's hilarious.
So do I.
It keeps things interesting XD.

I've been told years ago that I will answer questions in my sleep--but apparently if I think it's not their business I will tell them that--lol :-). I do know I will at times wake myself up talking. Both my kids were sleepwalkers though. More than once I was chasing them down before they got out the door (I'm a lightsleeper-thank goodness I always heard them).