This Kickstarter campaign for potato salad. Seriously- this guy wanted to raise $10 to make a potato salad- he now has more than $40,000 pledged with more than three weeks to go. This had better be some awesome potato salad.

today I posted an adorable picture of my cat to Instagram and Facebook with (what I thought the caption was) "it's time for another cat picture." But I made a typo on my phone because I'm bad at touchscreens so it really said "It's time for another CAR picture." Of course I posted it and went to work for a six-hour shift and forgot all about it. One of my Facebook friends commented, "an interesting choice of vehicle." I was confused seeing the comment when I got home until I realized my mistake. For a grammar Nazi like myself, I will never live it down! :p

I was looking for a song to go along with the werewolf story I'm writing, so I turn on my iPod and, of course, go straight for "The House of Wolves" by Bring Me the Horizon... except I completely forgot what the lyrics were about until I started listening to it. Super-angry, anti-religious song... yeah, not quite what I was looking for.

I don't know if I'll ever be able to listen to that song again without bursting out laughing at my own stupidity and subsequent shock.

Encountered this on the way home from work. Each post-it said how much the person loved the car owner. THIS. MUCH.

Pretty much everything, no sleep+no food+lots of coffee=happy Flanders.

Today I had a therapy appointment and was telling my therapist about this guy I was talking to on Facebook.
Her: "So...what's his name?"
Me: "Colt."
Her: "ooh, that's a very porn star name."
Me: "oh my goodness. I think that's actually the name his parents gave him."
Her: "Sorry, maybe they just...like horses?"
Me: "omg."

Also I was talking to this guy at work and he said he stayed up late because his friends were riding longboards, but I thought he said his friends were riding lawnmowers. He was like, "Yeah, my friends were up riding lawnmowers at 12 am all right."

We should have a thread about names...husband's family all live in Texas, his mom's name was Austin (a city in Texan), some of his relatives are Tray, Duce, & Weems.

That seems like an extremely inappropriate thing for a professional to say, but maybe I'm missing some context.

lol, I thought someone might say that. I mean, with all the things that have been said over the six or so years she's been my therapist I didn't think much of it. We talk pretty casually with each other. I think she did realize it was a bit out there though, haha. But it didn't really make me uncomfortable, I just thought it was hilarious. So it's all good.

Eve realizing she can spin in circle, and not realizing what dizziness is until she fell on her ass. Good thing she laughed, and I mean, it must have been fun because she kept doing it over and over haha

Oh, yeah, just thought I'd throw it out there.

My two great nephews. I love them so much. They crack me up. Both are expecting baby sisters within the next several months. :lovestruc

This kid kneeling before Darth Vader and pledging herself to the Dark Side. Makes my evil heart warm ever so slightly.

I got a second job. EB, and now a call center to fill in empty hours. I work for Bell. I got a call from a man, that lasted over an hour and a half. Which, in itself, is not the laughing matter. The matter in question that made me laugh was simply him asking why his bill was so high.

I told him, Sir, you have had services with Bell for 7 months, and in that entire time, you have not paid one bill. Why isn't my internet working? Why, that's because you're account has been discontinued due to you not paying. Right - but why do I need to pay my bill, why can't I just wait and pay it later? So you can watch Netflix and play Xbox. Oh ..

Literally this went back and forth over this an hour and a half. No one would touch his account. Collections cold transferred him to me. Which was not pleasant. By the end of it though, I had him pay half his bill, and got his services turned back on. Made me laugh though. He actually thought that he could retain his internet not paying. He seemed genuinely confused, which made it even worse. Maybe I'm a bad person for finding the situation funny .. but at a call center you need to find a laugh where you can. So you don't pull out your ear drums with a rusted spork.

my dad attempting to use my iPhone: "this keyboard is so small! How do you type on this thing?? Where is the capslock button? Where is the period? This gosh darn piece of crap..."

Also, him trying to be an optimist: "Well, at least there's ebola." Me: "What?" Him: "Well, I am just trying to be an optimist here."

And then he was like, "well, at least I almost made it to sixty." And I replied, "You're not dead yet, you know." And he was like, "You never know, anything could happen. I could die any day now."

And then there's this photo my aunt shared that he commented on:

My cat. Old crotchety lady (like ME). Only thing she likes to do (besides go outside to eat grass so she can throw it up in my room) is scratch her cardboard thing, but she wore it out. So I bought her a new gadget, it has a hanging toy, a tunnel with a brush thingy on one end and a scratching pad. What fun! not; I put it down, she ignored it. I tried to get her to interact with it. She looked SO insulted, and acted afraid of the tunnel and the feather toy. Then I found her hanging out in the box it came in.

More news about sims 4, my cat and mom's reaction when her favorite league of legends team win.

Poor guy hasn't figured out that she won't be able to do that whilst laughing.

Well it was last night, but this little turtle made me laugh http://youtu.be/qWZRGZInJkw

I fell of a huge horse today, landed on my feet and then fell on my ass and started laughing hysterically, people think I'm crazy now.

Eve did a swan dive out pf her high chair and landed on her head. Whilst this may not seem funny - and it isn't, it was rather her reaction. Did my brave girl cry? Hell no! She laughed and ran singing down the hallway. Haha

She's probably delighted to discover that haddock gives her super-powers.

Avocado and cheese! She loves the oddest food. But yes, hopefully something is protecting all those brain cells.

I had a clueless 13-year-old white suburbanite kid explain the intricacies of hip-hop culture to me and I just about died laughing.