My animals.

Probably try to dowse the flames. Smoke alarm goes off for even extensive sunlight and 99.9% of the time when I am just cooking potatoes in a pot of water.

Beyond the stage of putting out, Family should be outside. Pets also. Anything else can burn as they are nowhere near as important in my life.

Assuming this fun scenario will result in no immediate threat till I have rescued 5 things.
1 all living creatures
2 phone
3 Car keys
4 Laptop/PSP (yes I know it is late 2015) and various games
5 my teddy bear (embarrassing much!)

My cat and my phone (which is usually close to me anyway, and useful to let people know you are ok). Besides that I would take my hard drive, which has most of my family photos and work documents.

1a) my husband (who probably would not notice the fire if he is in the middle of painting which he usually is)
or:
1b) my computer

2) my shaman-drum
3)handbag with wallet and such
4) all my favorite books.

this things should now be safe on the ground outdoors

4) If there is time,I run back inside and upstairs to get my hygiene-stuff, bath-robe,some clothes and a towel.

Kelvin, Kelvin, Kelvin. What would YOU rescue, I wonder...

Brock O'Hurn's photographs. He really needs those.

An Incubus cd so I can play Pardon Me While I Burst Into Flames.

New title for this thread - "Your Pants Are On Fire".

Kelvin would rescue...ooopps too late, his butt is already on fire

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