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SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 1:54 PM
heheh.

This is WWW:
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-rpg023.gif

This is Ninten13:
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-talk012.gif


[url=http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php][url]

Still looking for more soo.

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 1:56 PM
:lol:
I like the WWW one

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 1:57 PM
I do too. That one is awesome.

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 1:59 PM
This is lew

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked027.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:00 PM
::rofl:: That's good.

Petchy
6th Jul 2009, 2:02 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-forum/nothingtoadd.gif

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:04 PM
::rofl:::rofl::

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 2:06 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky111.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Who can that be?

This is meh :D

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-hug001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:07 PM
Hmm, that one at the top should be... Fergus.

Death Princess
6th Jul 2009, 2:07 PM
And my one? where is? :(

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:08 PM
Don't worry, we'll find one for you. ::P :

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:11 PM
Here's yours:

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-whacky084.gif

Death Princess
6th Jul 2009, 2:26 PM
jeeeee! It really is me! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 2:28 PM
And me????

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 2:37 PM
and me????

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 2:38 PM
Oh noes, I can't find any vampire ones! :(

Death Princess
6th Jul 2009, 2:42 PM
But you can probably find Lew killing ones! :lol: :rofl:

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 2:49 PM
Here's Nina
http://www.instantsmileys.com/smileys/vampire-smiley-03.gif (http://www.instantsmileys.com)

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 2:50 PM
Mwahahaha

Death Princess
6th Jul 2009, 2:52 PM
????????

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 2:53 PM
some one find a better smiley for me.

Death Princess
6th Jul 2009, 2:53 PM
Oh there it is! Same Nina! :lol:

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 2:55 PM
I think this could be Ri
http://planetsmilies.net/animal-smiley-4994.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 2:55 PM
*asks nicely for her own smiley*
No? Ok
*chops head off*
Now can i have a smiley?

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 3:03 PM
No, THIS is Ri..

http://planetsmilies.net/kaos-animal-cat-smiley-6192.gif (http://planetsmilies.net)


This is animal mad (the green one)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent014.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 3:07 PM
Ooh, can I have one, please? ::lol::

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 3:08 PM
True! how did you know what i look like? And how did you get an exact replica of my axe in the smiley? :lol:

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 3:10 PM
How bout this one for you, Liz?

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport017.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 3:12 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-excited001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 3:20 PM
Sayde, I love it!

::squeezes smiley tightly.::

Elephant
6th Jul 2009, 3:39 PM
And me? lol

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 3:47 PM
:lol: I used the smilie that represents me in some thread...

Rapsheba555
6th Jul 2009, 4:19 PM
Pick me next! :lol:

whitewaterwood
6th Jul 2009, 5:22 PM
THIS is Raps!
http://www.smiley-faces.org/smiley-faces/smiley-face-matrix-006.gif (http://www.smiley-faces.org)
No doubt about it!

He's watching yooou. :wtf:

I love the lew one! PERFECT!

Rapsheba555
6th Jul 2009, 5:24 PM
Bahahaha. :lol:

This is you! http://www.smiley-faces.org/smiley-faces/smiley-face-matrix-004.gif (http://www.smiley-faces.org)

SaydeSim
6th Jul 2009, 5:29 PM
Pick one for me!

whitewaterwood
6th Jul 2009, 5:29 PM
Oh YES! Now all it needs is a frying pan! XD

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 5:31 PM
bwahahaha all perfect :P:)

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 6:09 PM
Yeppers! They sure are! ::lol::

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 6:22 PM
This is you Sayde: http://latrola.net/blok/wp-content/gallery/smileyemo/365F25F73.gif

tree4me
6th Jul 2009, 6:27 PM
::lol::

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 6:32 PM
We upset sayde before :(
I still have my axe *evil laugh*

Vamp-dragon
6th Jul 2009, 7:25 PM
can I have one

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 7:35 PM
Only if you join my site! (joke :P)
*Gives Adrian an axe*

lewjen
6th Jul 2009, 7:41 PM
This is lew

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked027.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
:lol: Thanks for that...

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 7:48 PM
Wait guys look: 27 Thanks in 3 Posts
That's on my profile :S
I only have 2 uploads!
*sypnotises Lew* Join my forum.....join my forum :P (joke)

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 7:52 PM
Go to your scorecard... it will fix it ;)

lewjen
6th Jul 2009, 7:53 PM
Is that Sim Crazy??

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 7:53 PM
Thanks, it's fixed

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 7:54 PM
Yep Lew

lewjen
6th Jul 2009, 8:04 PM
Yep, I will join.

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 8:04 PM
Yay :):P

Vamp-dragon
6th Jul 2009, 8:07 PM
I did join your group

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 8:12 PM
Group?
I mean my website :P
Thanks for joining Lew

Rikachu
6th Jul 2009, 8:13 PM
I joined! :D And thanks for the smiley Sayde! :rofl:

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 8:15 PM
:D:lol:

Vamp-dragon
6th Jul 2009, 8:18 PM
just give me a smily :lol:

AnimalMad
6th Jul 2009, 8:26 PM
?
:lol::lol:

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 9:16 PM
And mine????? Join mine too!!!! :D

Rikachu
6th Jul 2009, 9:17 PM
I already Joined yours, Nina. :lol:

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 9:18 PM
I mean my forum ;)

Rikachu
6th Jul 2009, 9:19 PM
I know, I joined it.

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 11:10 PM
hummm... you don't appear as a member...

Rikachu
6th Jul 2009, 11:15 PM
NVM, I join DARK SIMS but not Dark Sims Forum :rolleyes:

Vampire_aninyosaloh
6th Jul 2009, 11:16 PM
Now I can see you ;)

GuardStud08
7th Jul 2009, 12:02 AM
Here what Ally smiley (imo) is:

http://www.thescubasite.com/smile/confused/confused0062.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-Locations/)

Elephant
7th Jul 2009, 12:40 AM
Me? :lol:

Vampire_aninyosaloh
7th Jul 2009, 12:45 AM
Yours is so easy!! :lol:

http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_elephant.png

Elephant
7th Jul 2009, 5:06 PM
hahaha!

kopple36
8th Jul 2009, 2:24 AM
May I have one? :P

NintendoLover13
8th Jul 2009, 2:48 AM
lol thanks TJ :P
here's mine ^-^

unlaced
8th Jul 2009, 10:33 AM
Oh oh I want one! *falls for peer pressure*

Vampire_aninyosaloh
8th Jul 2009, 5:05 PM
You're a forum resident E!! That's not possible!!

cavecat
8th Jul 2009, 5:31 PM
wHAT ABOUT ME?

Vampire_aninyosaloh
8th Jul 2009, 5:56 PM
LAB ASSISTANT!!! My eyes burn!! :lol:

Elephant
8th Jul 2009, 6:04 PM
Kopple:

http://smileyworld.com/dictionary/images/smileys/Occassions/Halloween_Witch.gif

Yeah... It's the only witch I could find...


Oh cool! So I DO live here! lol

Vampire_aninyosaloh
8th Jul 2009, 6:08 PM
You must be mad poster!!! :D

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 6:09 PM
http://www.misspitasdomain.com/halloween2/anismiley.gif
Kopple

Elephant
8th Jul 2009, 6:14 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/create.php?id=red%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ENintendorks+RULE%21%5E_%5E.gif

WWW: http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char148.gif
Raps: http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char152.gif
& Baby Lew: http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char147.gif
(he's watching teletubbies http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-char155.giflol)

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 7:11 PM
:lol: Tweenies are better!!!

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 7:48 PM
So.... you admit it Lew? You like the tweenies? Whatever they are

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 7:48 PM
I like the tweenies, do you like them??

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 7:51 PM
WHAT ARE THEY?!


:P I really don't know

Vampire_aninyosaloh
8th Jul 2009, 7:52 PM
I remember them! They were the pseudo-teletubbies!!

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 7:55 PM
WHAT ARE THEY?!


:P I really don't know
And you're from England??

Nina - Is that the Spannish name??

Apparently someone sued "the teletubbies" because tinkey winkey waas gay!!!

Vampire_aninyosaloh
8th Jul 2009, 7:58 PM
WTF!!?? Why do you ask those things?? Of course that's not the Spanish name... oh! and BTW, Spanish is spelled with one N

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 7:59 PM
He was!
ohh... i remember now... the yellow things?

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:00 PM
Yello, green, purple-blue, red and a hover.

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:01 PM
No, i mean the tweenies were the yellow things
Fiz... and ...Jake?.....and Bella?...and something else?

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:03 PM
Oh right :lol:
There was a red dog... and a purple one which was sometimes featured.

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:03 PM
Yeah, i know now *wishes she didn't*

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:04 PM
I lurve the tweenies!!!

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:05 PM
The...immatureness...........IT BURNS!

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:07 PM
You're only 14 yourself :lol:

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:08 PM
Yes... but you're 13.......and you love the tweenies!

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:09 PM
And... :lol:

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:10 PM
It's a show for the under 3's

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:11 PM
:rofl:

Had you not realised that I was pretending?? :lol:

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:12 PM
:lol: I did know but you were fun

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:13 PM
I like some kids programmes though... but I DESPISE Ben10!!!

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:16 PM
I despise Ben 10:lol:

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:17 PM
Ben10's crap!!!

AnimalMad
8th Jul 2009, 8:20 PM
That's the only thing i agree with you on :lol:

NintendoLover13
8th Jul 2009, 8:22 PM
lol Ben 10 was really DUMB! I will sing something for you guys now!
sings: T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S TEEN TITANS, LETS GO! When there's trouble who you gonna call? TEEN TITANS! From their tower they can see it all! TEEN TITANS! When there's evil on the attack, you can rest knowing they got your back! Cuz when the world needs heroes are on patrol, Teen Titans GO! 1-2-3-4 GO! Teen Titans.

lewjen
8th Jul 2009, 8:22 PM
:lol:

We need a smiley for LMAO.

NintendoLover13
8th Jul 2009, 8:51 PM
I'm sorry that was in my head. It was out, now it's back in since I read it.:P
GO ROBIN!
That reminds me *points at 'ROBIN' name* I watched Robin Hood: Men In Tights THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! :lol:

Vamp-dragon
8th Jul 2009, 9:08 PM
can I please get a smiley

NintendoLover13
8th Jul 2009, 9:57 PM
Yesh! Yesh you can!
*Tells everybody to make a smiley for Adrian*

kopple36
8th Jul 2009, 11:21 PM
Kopple:

http://smileyworld.com/dictionary/images/smileys/Occassions/Halloween_Witch.gif

Yeah... It's the only witch I could find...


Oh cool! So I DO live here! lol

LOLage!

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 1:45 AM
Here what Ally smiley (imo) is:

http://www.thescubasite.com/smile/confused/confused0062.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com/Scuba-Diving-Locations/)
I feel that Sayde's me smiley fits me better :P

PowerCosmic
9th Jul 2009, 6:19 PM
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb268/lukem77/anim_15.gif
Don't really know who this would be.
I'm guessing a lot of us.

Rikachu
9th Jul 2009, 6:20 PM
Yay! :lol:

AnimalMad
9th Jul 2009, 6:27 PM
That's me!

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 6:32 PM
lol it's creepy

AnimalMad
9th Jul 2009, 6:35 PM
I hate barney
Also, i added the smiley onto my website :lol:

Rikachu
9th Jul 2009, 6:36 PM
I noticed! XD

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 6:45 PM
^-^
blab

AnimalMad
9th Jul 2009, 6:47 PM
*Is posting here*

Rikachu
9th Jul 2009, 6:48 PM
*is on SimCrazy*

AnimalMad
9th Jul 2009, 6:52 PM
*is too*

PowerCosmic
9th Jul 2009, 7:12 PM
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb268/lukem77/mysmiley.jpg
This really is me as a smiley.

And just for fun (or more realistically)
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb268/lukem77/bigfacevamp.jpg

ooh, this is fun. ^^

lewjen
9th Jul 2009, 7:13 PM
Slightly, ever so slightly pixelated :lol:

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 7:20 PM
Lol i am scared

PowerCosmic
9th Jul 2009, 7:20 PM
I'm a pixel pervert.

I love em. ^^

AnimalMad
9th Jul 2009, 7:22 PM
Slightly, ever so slightly pixelated :lol:
You don't say :lol:

lewjen
9th Jul 2009, 7:24 PM
:rofl: :lol:

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 7:41 PM
lol *is scared even more*

Vamp-dragon
9th Jul 2009, 9:09 PM
http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb268/lukem77/anim_15.gif
Don't really know who this would be.
I'm guessing a lot of us.


i can see me doing that
and alot of other peeps :lol:

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 9:14 PM
i could only see me shooting it with a bazooka :lol:

Vamp-dragon
9th Jul 2009, 9:17 PM
wait id kill him with an ak-47 or a balista

NintendoLover13
9th Jul 2009, 9:22 PM
Haha, know you're talkin! *evil laugh*

Vamp-dragon
10th Jul 2009, 8:37 PM
kill barney

NintendoLover13
10th Jul 2009, 8:46 PM
Yes, I agree with Adrian.

AnimalMad
10th Jul 2009, 10:06 PM
So do i

Vamp-dragon
10th Jul 2009, 10:08 PM
lets kill barney together

AnimalMad
10th Jul 2009, 10:25 PM
Yes!
Die Barney, DIE

NintendoLover13
10th Jul 2009, 10:30 PM
*gets out bazooka from pocket*
*Shoots at Barney's head*

Vamp-dragon
12th Jul 2009, 3:39 AM
starts fireing at barney with ak-47

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 6:46 AM
*Revives Barney*

*Hides behind rock*

tree4me
12th Jul 2009, 6:47 AM
::walks in::
::looks around::
::sighs::
::leaves::

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 6:47 AM
*Agrees*

GuardStud08
12th Jul 2009, 6:48 AM
*is eating nothing*
*sigh, growl, spit*
*Legs*

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 6:50 AM
*Slips over spit puddle*

*Hits head*

*dies*

GuardStud08
12th Jul 2009, 6:52 AM
*revives Kop*
*Drinks tea with Koppa (AKA Bowser)*
*forgets to bring sandwiches*
*is whipped by boos ;)*

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 7:01 AM
*Leaves picnic to find Goomba to marry*

(Hopefully Female)

GuardStud08
12th Jul 2009, 7:02 AM
O_O The Goomba Queen!!!!

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 7:07 AM
Of course!

Vampire_of_Death
12th Jul 2009, 7:09 AM
WOW, JUST WOW. What was this supposed to be about again? :rofl:

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 7:21 AM
Ummm. Can't remember! :lol:

Vamp-dragon
12th Jul 2009, 2:05 PM
Exscuse me peoples I am trying to kill barney and your having a picnic

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 2:22 PM
*Kills Kopple and Liz, then gets out gun*

Rikachu
12th Jul 2009, 4:53 PM
*kills everyone*
*cries about loneliness*

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 7:17 PM
*revives everyone*
*pat pats Ri*

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 7:18 PM
*slaps Ri*

lewjen
12th Jul 2009, 7:18 PM
*Evil laugh*

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 7:19 PM
*kills barney with Adrian*

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 7:19 PM
*slaps Lew's new avi because it's boring :lol:*

lewjen
12th Jul 2009, 7:20 PM
:rofl: I'm new to gimp!!!

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 7:28 PM
*offers people funny stories* Who wants them? :lol: I have 6

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 7:31 PM
*wants to hear ALL 6 funny stories*

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 7:33 PM
All? ok, i'll post them now (all from the thread X):
***********************
Situations Hallmark Cards Don't Cover

1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you...
(inside card)
I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life...
(inside card)
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am...
(inside card)
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(inside card)
Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(inside card)
Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
(inside card)
Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
(inside card)
Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(inside card)
What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(inside card)
It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(inside card)
Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend
If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket...
(inside card)
I'd miss you terribly
And think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(inside card)
So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
(inside card)
What was I thinking?
*************************
Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the
power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there
were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find
the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "OK. Well, can you _see_ if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window."
Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power .... A _power failure_? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff
that your computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just
like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought
it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!
*************************************************
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you
not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes.
But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Learn to pay attention!!!"
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A very hysterical difference of what's going on in the minds cats and dogs.

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
6:30 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MASTER'S BED! MY FAVORITE!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY

Day 183

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, It is only a matter of time.
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Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40
million in endorsements, makes $178,100
a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000
every night while visions of sugarplums
dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00,
but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5-minute egg,
he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hour more than minimum wage.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have
to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice
round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390
for that round.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100-meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon .
This year, he'll make more than twice
as much as all U.S. Past presidents for
all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
However...
If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the
next 500 years, he'll still have less than
Bill Gates has at this very moment.
Game over.
Nerd wins!!!!
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Not all exactly stories, but they're all funny

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 7:48 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
The computer on is FUNNY!!! :lol:
I heard of the cat/dog one though- it's SO true XD

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 8:59 PM
The computer on really happened....the worker got fired :P

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 9:09 PM
OMG are you serious!!!?? :lol:
The pooor dude XD
*hopes he will obtain cpu skills*

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 9:10 PM
That's what the OP said

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 9:12 PM
:lol: and i thought I was stupid with computers XD

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 11:25 PM
*Dances*

*Hands out Lemons*

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 11:29 PM
*squeezes a lemon in Kopple's eye*
*feels bad*
*Apologizes*

kopple36
12th Jul 2009, 11:31 PM
*Dies of Infected eye*

NintendoLover13
12th Jul 2009, 11:32 PM
*revives Kopple*

Vamp-dragon
12th Jul 2009, 11:49 PM
let them die so i can shoot barney
wait
wait
sneaks up on barney with knife
slits barneys throat
yells
HE'S DEAD

AnimalMad
12th Jul 2009, 11:50 PM
*holds barney captive*

kopple36
13th Jul 2009, 12:01 AM
*Buries Barney*

*sighs*

NintendoLover13
13th Jul 2009, 12:03 AM
*cheers and runs around barney's grave*

kopple36
13th Jul 2009, 12:18 AM
*Sits near the grave and cries*

NintendoLover13
13th Jul 2009, 12:49 AM
*wonders why Kopple likes Barney*

kopple36
13th Jul 2009, 12:56 AM
His Doofusness inspires me. :lol:

NintendoLover13
13th Jul 2009, 1:27 AM
:lol: ok that was a great answer, i've gotta say xD

Vamp-dragon
13th Jul 2009, 2:50 AM
*runs over pees on barneys garve*
zip
*runs*

NintendoLover13
13th Jul 2009, 3:01 AM
*twitches*

kopple36
13th Jul 2009, 3:11 AM
Look! He's back!

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/kopple/barney.jpg

NintendoLover13
13th Jul 2009, 3:41 AM
OMG I KNEW IT!!! :lol: I've seen that before ^-^ Pooor Michael Jackson....

Vamp-dragon
15th Jul 2009, 4:45 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent025.gif
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent028.gif
these are all of us
exept for the first that is when ri slid off dynamite to lewdog

NintendoLover13
15th Jul 2009, 5:28 AM
i like the second one *takes out flamethrower*