What would your company's tagline be?
I had my computer game company and our tagline is "We reject your DLC and substitute with free codes" as a nod to the ridiculous pricing scale of paying $4 for a digital chair when you could have gone into a discount store and bought the same chair for your house. We riffed the Mythbusters Mantra: "We reject your reality and substitute our own."
And my general sin store (essentially a one stop shop for those living the Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll life) Grande Bon Vivant has "Don't tell your mother." As the store is a nod to my father, who in his day, drank, smoked both tobacco and "other" cigarettes and had a nudie mag collection, the tagline is the classic line fathers tell their kids in the event dad went against mom's rules. The name came from my description of my father as "the bon Vivant of vice and sin". When they asked of my mother, I called her a "conservative troglodyte" referring to her habits of watching TV in the dark and essentially worrying over me since I was a baby. One time, she flipped out over me using a fork and knife at a very young age, thinking I would poke my eye (didn't, because I maneuvered the utensils like a pro)
One more thing, I have a beauty product line called "Space Madness" with the tagline "We're all mad in time and space." We want to give Manic Panic and other alt and Punk beauty lines a run for their money.
Personal Quote: "I like my men like my sodas: tall boys." (Zevia has both 12 and 16 oz options)
(P.S. I'm about 5' (150cm) in height and easily scared)