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The Norrisized Patternizer

by sweetswami77 Posted 1st Apr 2012 at 9:34 AM - Updated 1st Apr 2012 at 10:53 PM by sweetswami77
 
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Chuck Norris
Eats unicorns
#2 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 9:37 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't leave DNA. He leaves reminders!

I approve this download.
Shazbat
Test Subject
#3 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 10:03 AM
I lol'ed so hard I think I attracted Chucks attention! Oh nooooooooooo!!
Hehehe
Simmiller
Rabid Recoloring Renegade
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#4 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 1:35 PM
I love your description! And the patterns, too, of course :-)
adriane1978
Test Subject
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#5 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 2:08 PM
.... the cat in the "painting" .. is it farting a rainbow?! lol It must be Chuck's cat indeed.
FzzyDg8
Scholar
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#6 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 3:51 PM
Your presentation alone was worth the download; I'm laughing as I click. Thank you for sharing!!
Chuck Norris
Eats unicorns
#7 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 3:51 PM
Quote: Originally posted by adriane1978
.... the cat in the "painting" .. is it farting a rainbow?! lol It must be Chuck's cat indeed.

The cat is Chuck Norris' cat and is indeed farting a rainbow. Chuck Norris can train cats.
Killc*a
Field Researcher
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#8 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 4:47 PM
Untraversable floors sound kind of impractical but I think these patterns are worth it!
Thank you, I had to laugh so much!
maybesomethingdunno
*shrugs*
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#9 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 7:51 PM Last edited by maybesomethingdunno : 1st Apr 2012 at 8:55 PM.
I don't have TS3, but your post and its pictures amused me. I like the expressions on the Chuck Norris Sim. Great job! The patterns look great.
simsample
e3 d3 Ne2 Nd2 Nb3 Ng3
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#10 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 8:49 PM
Amazing! My sims thank you!
porkypine
Blenderized to Pieces
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#11 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 9:52 PM
Ahahahahahaha! FANTABULOUS! thanks so much! Now we can be in the presence of Chuck everywhere!
RaistMajere
Test Subject
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#12 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 1:32 AM
That was the best pitch for anything I've ever seen.... ever! xD Those patterns are great too and my game will be Norisized to the MAX!
1ebonychick1
Test Subject
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#13 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 3:02 PM
I don't play sims 3 anymore, but this is funny! Great Job love the pictures!
sweetswami77
Forum Resident
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#14 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 3:21 PM Last edited by sweetswami77 : 2nd Apr 2012 at 3:22 PM. Reason: typo
Thank you all for playing along! Enjoy your kick ass patterns.
echoweaver
Inventor
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#15 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 11:47 PM
You guys are all awesome. This is some of the best April 1 laughing I've had in years.
Ennaedwyn
Lab Assistant
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#16 Old 3rd Apr 2012 at 10:59 PM
Hysterical!!! This roundhouse is awesome!!!
DevilsAdvocate
Lab Assistant
#17 Old 4th Apr 2012 at 3:46 PM
Stopped being funny years ago. Wasn't that funny to begin with.
redfoxlala
Lab Assistant
#18 Old 22nd Apr 2012 at 9:36 PM Last edited by redfoxlala : 5th May 2012 at 7:48 PM.
thease patterns have nothing to do with chuck norris............
love them anyways
edit: whoops my bad there is a little chuck norris in each of them
Castiel's Voicemail Machine: I... I don't understand... Why do you want me to say my name? (sound of random phone buttons being pushed)
l8nytsimmer
Field Researcher
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#19 Old 6th May 2012 at 6:08 AM
I'm not a Chuck Norris fan. The man is too old to be cool, but I LOVE these patterns! AND, the first living room set is great. That arrangement is definitely cool. Can we download it? And, before I forget, Thanks a bunch for these great patterns!
fairybug
Lab Assistant
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#20 Old 7th May 2012 at 1:10 AM
I'm gonna be honest -- I wasn't sure whether or not I wanted to download this. But Chuck's poses at the end (the before and after) made me laugh so hard that you sold me.
LadyArkham
Test Subject
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#21 Old 10th Aug 2012 at 4:27 PM
If clicking to view your page was like going to the appliance store to buy a sparkly new stove, then reading your description was like leaving with a stove and a free toaster oven thrown in! Beautiful patterns and hilarious presentation. Well done!
landerlady12
Forum Resident
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#22 Old 31st May 2015 at 5:39 PM
Love it! :)